- Ricky Ricardo: [while Lucy thinks that Ricky is going into the army while Ricky thinks Lucy is pregnant] Me, father?
- Fred Mertz: Yeah. You, father. Lucy, mother. Me, Tarzan.
- Ethel Mertz: Fred just told me he's going with Ricky, Monday!
- Lucy Ricardo: What?
- Ethel Mertz: Wouldn't tell me where, bless his fat little heart!
- Lucy Ricardo: You mean he's been drafted?
- Ethel Mertz: No! They're not that hard up! He must have enlisted.
- Ricky Ricardo: Have you ever heard Lucy sing?
- Fred Mertz: No.
- Ricky Ricardo: Our fighting men have been through enough.