"My Master, the Great Rembrandt" finds Major Nelson doing his version of a Rembrandt for the NASA auction, only for Jeannie to blink it into the genuine article. Major Healey's abstract leaves much to be desired, Tony having to pay $55 himself when no other bids are offered. Incredibly, his Rembrandt brings in $300,000 from a bidding war between two experts, believing it to be the original which should be hanging in the Louvre. Tony realizes what Jeannie did when he sees his signature replaced by that of the actual Rembrandt, who closes out the episode by painting over the camera lens. E. J. Andre gets the most laughs playing the Parisian art expert first rendered by Jeannie, then the real thing accosted by Major Nelson, who promises to take him dancing!