House M.D. (TV Series)
Role Model (2005)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : [to the Senator] Some day there will be a black president. Some day there will be a gay president. Maybe there will even be a gay, black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black, and dead. You need to stop lying to me.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Why do you have to make everything so dramatic?
Dr. Gregory House : Because I'm a very high-strung little lapdog. Ruff ruff ruff, rarr, ruff!
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron] Just trying to figure out what makes you tick. I am not warm and fuzzy and you are basically a stuffed animal made by grandma.
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Senator Gary H. Wright : No, don't get excited he's right I uh, I won't win.
Dr. Gregory House : Then why run?
Senator Gary H. Wright : Oh I see your point being the only way to make a difference is to win every fight.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [giving differential diagnosis] Idiopathic T-cell deficiency?
Dr. Gregory House : "Idiopathic", from the Latin, meaning we're idiots 'cause we can't figure out what's causing it.
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Sarah (clinic patient) : I haven't had sex since I split up with my husband. That was almost a year ago.
Dr. Gregory House : Fine, have it your way. Immaculate conception.
Sarah (clinic patient) : Um, what do I do?
Dr. Gregory House : Well, it's obvious. Start a religion.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Cameron] You are the most naive atheist I've ever met.
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Dr. Gregory House : Everybody lies.
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Senator Gary H. Wright : You, ah, a Republican, or you just hate all politicians?
Dr. Gregory House : I just find being forced to sit though drivel annoying.
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Dr. Gregory House : You have restored my faith in the human race. You're lying.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Dr. Chase] What, you've got her on speed dial?
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No, I just followed the scent of arrogance.