- Norton: Well anyway, I gotta tell ya I had this headache, I couldn't get rid of it, see, so I went to the Navy doctor. So he examines me and says I have pressure on the brain, he should remove it. So well, I took a lot of kidding from the boys on the ship, you know, 'cause afterwards they said, "What did he do, remove the pressure or the brain?"
- Ralph: Don't ask me, 'cause I know what he removed!
- Alice: [Norton had asked Alice for a wrench to fix his pipes] I thought the janitor was gonna fix the pipes.
- Norton: Ah, that janitor fix the pipes. He don't fix nothing. I'm telling ya, I'm getting pretty sick and tired of this, you know. Everybody in the building gets water, except us.
- Alice: I know, Ed, and it's no joke.
- Norton: You tell me it's no joke. Boy, I never thought I'd live to see the day when I'd work eight hours in the sewer and come home and want to see water!
- Ralph Kramden: Can I get you anything?
- Ed Norton: Yes, water, water, water. I want water.
- Ralph Kramden: I hope there's some water on the Moon, 'cause that's where you're gonna end up.