Home Improvement (TV Series)
Unchained Malady (1992)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Tim Taylor : [Repairing a hair dryer] There we go. Good as new.
Karen Kelly : You can't tell me that actually works.
[Tim switches it on and it blows hot air]
Karen Kelly : I'm impressed!
Tim Taylor : It doesn't take a genius to fix a hair dryer!
Jill Taylor : That's why we asked you!
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Jill Taylor : [Reading a chain letter] A naval officer in Borneo disregarded this letter and three days later he was decapitated.
Tim Taylor : [Looking at the letter] You read it wrong. It says a head waiter got his naval cut off!
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Tim Taylor : [to Al] You do NOT have good luck!
Lisa : Al, I almost forgot. The heat is broken in my apartment. Can I stay in your place tonight?
Al Borland : [Tim and Al stare at each other in disbelief] Sure, Lisa!
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Tim Taylor : This is a building show... what would you like to build?
George Foreman : How about a sandwich?
Tim Taylor : Actually, we were gonna build a staircase.
George Foreman : I never eat a staircase!
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Tim Taylor : Are you a superstitious man, Wilson?
Wilson Wilson, Jr. : No I'm not Tim.
[Knocks a wooden bench with his knuckles]
Wilson Wilson, Jr. : Knock wood!
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Al Borland : I'm just saying, all day I've had good luck. I found $20 on the sidewalk. And this morning, I won a shovel on a radio contest.
Tim Taylor : A shovel! You must be listening to "Grave Digging with Gus!"
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Tim Taylor : Has there ever been a challenge you've been unable to meet?
George Foreman : There was this seafood buffet once... I wanted to eat 16 plates of fried shrimp. But when I got to the 13th plate, I had trouble. Started to stagger.
Tim Taylor : What about the 14th plate?
George Foreman : TKO! Totally Keeled Over!