- Tim: I do things with both of the guys, you know. Brad and I like to go to sporting events, work on the Hot Rod and build stuff with my tools. Randy and I joke. I make jokes, he makes jokes, we make jokes. The jokes go back and forth. He jokes, I joke, there's a lot of jokes going on.
- Wilson: Sounds like you share your jocularity.
- Tim: No he couldn't fit into mine.
- Wilson: Well, Tim, I'm reminded of what the Chinese philosopher Chuang Tse said. You cannot speak of the ocean to a well frog, you cannot speak of ice to a summer insect.
- [later]
- Tim: Well this ancient Chinese ice-cream salesman, Yung Su, found that frozen frogs and wet insects couldn't talk cos they were colder'n one another.
- Tim: Of all the boys, I figure you and I are the most alike.
- Randy: Oh come on, Dad, I mean you and Brad are the most alike.
- Tim: We share similar interests, but you and I have similar personalities. If a guy's walking down the street with his fly down, if I can't come up with a joke, I know you'll back me up.
- Randy: Well, I mean, you gotta make the fly joke.
- Tim: That's right, you gotta make the fly joke. Hey pal, you know your fly's down?
- Randy: It's cheaper than air conditioning.