Home Improvement (TV Series)
Tanks for the Memories (1996)
Tim Grimm: Lt. Col. McDougal
Quotes
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Al : Colonel, allowing Tim to drive a tank well that's jeprodizing national security.
Tim : Would you cut it out Al.
Lt. Col. McDougal : Al you've got nothing to worry about, we've got 10,000 marines on the base to keep an eye on Tim.
Al : It's not enough.
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Lt. Col. McDougal : Tim if I remember correctly you were such a woss the Cub Scouts wouldn't take you.
Tim : Well the Girl Scouts loved me.
Tim : What are the odds of me driving a tank again.
Lt. Col. McDougal : About the same as Tool Time winning an Emmy.