- Tim: Well, although we all can't be as spooky as Al, we can carve some pretty good jack o'lanterns.
- Al: That's right; as the audience can see, I'm all finished with mine.
- [he turns it on, and it's a picture of Bob Vila; the audience applauds]
- Tim: Yeah, yeah; well, I could spend long boring hours chiseling it out with these, or I could put some excitement into the pumpkin-carving process - I would use what?
- Crowd: MORE POWER!
- Tim: You're darn right, more power; I've already chunked and chiseled this baby out, and now all I need is a small explosion to knock the pieces out.
- Danny: [Tim is dressed as Nana-stein, a creepy old woman] This is pathetic. You're in a dress, your son is a doll, and your wife is a radish.
- Jill: Hey, I'm a carrot. Learn your vegetables.
- Tim: Hey, lighten up; don't ruin this for everybody else, okay?
- Danny: If you built this, it's all gonna fall apart anyway. I've seen your show. It ought to be called Fool Time.
- Tim: [after pause] You know, making fun of Nana-stein's favorite show is not a good idea, son. Why don't you check out Nana's tool box.
- Danny: Oh ho, a tool box. I'm scared. What's gonna happen? Is a wrench gonna pop out and say, "Boo!"
- Tim: I don't know...
- Danny: [the tool box falls apart to reveal an upside-down bucket] Ooo ho ho, a bucket. I'm really scared.
- [lifts the bucket to find Al's bloody fanged head]
- Al: Grrr! Arrr!
- [Danny screams in fright and runs]
- Jennifer Sadarski: I'm sorry I didn't come as Raggedy Ann.
- Brad Taylor: [dressed as Raggedy Andy] Not as sorry as I am!
- [Mark is dressed as Tim for Halloween]
- Randy: You should have gone as Al; we could've gotten more stuff.
- Tim: [after coming out of the basement, which he has decorated for Halloween] Well, honey, I don't believe we'll need to worry about the insurence salesmen for a while.
- Al: [unable to find Tim, who is hiding behind the set with a zombie mask on] Tim! Tim!
- Tim: [in a gruff voice] Tim's not here.
- [he comes out with the mask on, trying to scare Al]
- Tim: Hey, Al, that's a good costume you got on; what are you?
- Al: [dryly] I'm Al.
- Tim: [shrieking to the camera] Ahhh, it's an Al!
- Jennifer Sadarski: You embarrassed me. You should've seen Elaine. She was gloating.
- Brad: Why didn't you say something on the playground?
- Jennifer Sadarski: Bradley, how could you not notice? You can be so dense.
- Brad: Hey I may be dense, but my team won.