Home Improvement (TV Series)

Fifth Anniversary (1994)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

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Quotes 

• Tim : For men, there are two kinds of vegetables: your beans and your potatoes. I had my beans yesterday.

  Al : I know.

• Tim : And now, the moment we've all been waiting for: the introduction of the Man's Kitchen. A guy's galley. I am man, hear me roast.

  [grunts] 

  Al : Well, Tim, what do you say we start'er up?

  Tim : That's right. Only kitchen I know that has an ignition system.

  [flicks some switches and turns the key. SFX: engine won't start] 

  Tim : Come on, come on.

  Al : Maybe we should get jumper cables, hook it up to another kitchen.

  Tim : Think I got it.

  [tries again. Man's Kitchen activates] 

  Tim : Listen to that baby pur.

• Tim : What does every man really dream about having in a refrigerator, Al?

  Al : That's simple, Tim, a butcher.

  [opens the refrigerator doors to reveal Benny the butcher]