Home Improvement (TV Series)
Fifth Anniversary (1994)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Tim : And remember, if your drill says Binford... GET OUTTA THE HOUSE. TOOLS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK.
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Tim : And now, the moment we've all been waiting for: the introduction of the Man's Kitchen. A guy's galley. I am man, hear me roast.
[grunts]
Al : Well, Tim, what do you say we start'er up?
Tim : That's right. Only kitchen I know that has an ignition system.
[flicks some switches and turns the key. SFX: engine won't start]
Tim : Come on, come on.
Al : Maybe we should get jumper cables, hook it up to another kitchen.
Tim : Think I got it.
[tries again. Man's Kitchen activates]
Tim : Listen to that baby pur.
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Tim : Can't wait for those endless seconds on a microwave. That's why we got the Binford Macrowave. 3 convenient power settings: High, Really high, and Split your own atoms.
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Tim : [Cooks the potatoes in the Binford Macrowave] Once they stop glowing, they're probably ready to eat.
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Tim : Your dad didn't show, Mario, where's he?
Michael Andretti : Yeah, Dad couldn't come. He's racing his race car. but I brought somebody just as old.
Johnny Rutherford : I believe I beat you here from the airport, kid.
Michael Andretti : That's 'cause I used Tim's directions.