- Al Borland: You know, Wilson. I always pictured myself getting married and having a bustling house full of kids. I'm starting to reconsider.
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: Well, Al, I wouldn't write off parenthood entirely. When you start off with a baby, you're a baby as a parent. Then as the children grow up, the parent grows too, so that hopefully when adolescence is reached, you're both ready for it.
- Al Borland: That's a wonderful thought, Wilson.
- Wilson Wilson, Jr.: Well, being a bachelor, it's easy to come up with these things.