Home Improvement (TV Series)

Don't Tell Momma (1994)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

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Quotes 

• Al : Show me the hand signals for swinging the crane.

  Tim : Hello? Boom!

  [shows him, accidentally breaking Al's home-made crane model] 

  Tim : Oh, sorry, Al. Uh, well I guess that's it for the hand signals.

  Al : Actually, Tim, I do have one another hand signal for you that's not in the manual.

• Al : Didn't you study the manual at all?

  Tim : A real man doesn't need a manual.

• Al : We're going to be using this crane to pick up and set a 3-ton beam, which we used as a diagonal brace, also known as a kicker.

  Tim : So you could call this a kicker picker-upper?

  Al : I don't think so, Tim.