- Capt. Frank Furillo: [about the cop Belker bit] Any teeth marks?
- Det. Henry Goldblume: No, looks like a clean bite.
- Sgt. Phil Esterhaus: You're both reassigned to foot patrol.
- Carmichael: Foot patrol? But it's cold out there!
- Fay Furillo: He had all my drawers pulled out, he pulled down my bedspread, he stole my underwear!
- Capt. Frank Furillo: Did you touch anything?
- Fay Furillo: No, I used to be married to a cop, I know what to do.
- Capt. Frank Furillo: This girl worked at the Heads and Tails Club. She was a veteran prostitute at the ripe old age of 15, now she didn't get EITHER place by herself.
- Joyce Davenport: Frank, I wanna see you make commander. And for more reasons than just the shape of your nose.