- Harvey Birdman: You wanted to see me?
- Phil Ken Sebben: Yeah, I need your... help.
- Harvey Birdman: Really?
- Phil Ken Sebben: On my way to work, I hit a guy.
- Harvey Birdman: Oh, that doesn't seem so bad.
- Phil Ken Sebben: Every day this week.
- Harvey Birdman: Oh. Any witnesses?
- Phil Ken Sebben: Some kids.
- Harvey Birdman: Nobody believes kids!
- Phil Ken Sebben: And a nun.
- Harvey Birdman: Nobody believes nuns!
- Phil Ken Sebben: Someone's suing Phil Ken Sebben, dammit!
- Harvey Birdman: I'll take the case!
- Phil Ken Sebben: And if we lose, it's you and me, Birdman, against the world.
- Harvey Birdman: Yes!
- Phil Ken Sebben: Two heavily armed men in a bunker, fighting extradition.