Growing Pains (TV Series)

Weekend Fantasy (1985)

Joey Camen: Slash

Quotes 

• Slash : Mike! Long time no see, Buddy!

  [noticing the other, younger siblings with him, and making a slightly pompous but merely half-hearted show of following the rules of admittance] 

  Slash : Yo, you dudes got some I.D.?

  Mike Seaver : [proudly taking out his parents' clear fanfold of cards and letting it flutter open in a long impressive strip that nearly touches the floor]  Here you are, m'man!

  Slash : [peering at one of Maggie's cards]  Hmmmm... age 47?

  [glances at Carol's smooth youthful features] 

  Slash : Looks pretty good to me.

  [seeing Jason's military I.D., then turning briefly to Ben] 

  Slash : 'Nam, huh?

  Ben Seaver : [confidently playing along]  Yup!

  Slash : How was it?

  Ben Seaver : It was HELL!

• Slash : [turning to Ben and Carol after a punk chick has collared Mike and led him off to sit with her at a far table]  And if you dudes want, I can even let you help me run this joint while you're here.

  Ben Seaver : [in a bold bellow]  I wanna be a BARTENDER!

  Carol Seaver : [eagerly]  I could be a waitress!

  Slash : [unceremoneously snatching a serving tray from a surprised waiter who is passing by, and handing the tray to Carol]  You GOT it, Toots!