- Kenny: Hey, yo, Ben, what's up?
- Ben Seaver: [depressed] Nothin'.
- Kenny: You look like you just found out your twin brother was ugly.
- [Ben's principal drops by to discuss why Ben isn't taking an Advanced Placement test]
- Principal Willis Dewitt: It's my fault Ben's not taking that test. He expressed interest, and I scoffed, I belittled . . . I had a great time. I did everything but call him stupid. Since then, I've talked to his teachers. Ben has a 3.0 average.
- Dr. Jason Seaver: [incredulous] A 3.0?
- Principal Willis Dewitt: I know. Pigs are flyin'.