- Ben Seaver: Mike, if I ask you a question about girls, will you tell everybody so they laugh at me?
- Mike Seaver: Girls, huh? . . . OK, ask away.
- Ben Seaver: OK. Well, there's this new girl at school, and . . .
- [in a low voice]
- Ben Seaver: she's the only girl in my class who wears a bra. Every time I see her I start sweating and saying dumb stuff. I either want to kiss her, or slug her.
- Mike Seaver: Always kiss. Never slug.
- Ben Seaver: What if I do kiss her, and she slugs *me*?
- Mike Seaver: Well, Ben, there comes a time in your life when you've got to take a chance, y'know. I mean, at some point you're gonna have to stop playing with G.I. Joe.
- Ben Seaver: Maybe I'll just slug her.