Green Acres (TV Series)
The Hooterville Image (1966)
Tom Lester: Eb Dawson
Quotes
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Eb Dawson : [pleased with his freshly ironed shirt, Oliver kisses Lisa passionately] How come you're kissing her when I'm the one that ironed them?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : I thought you ironed them?
Lisa Douglas : Well you saw the ironing board, then you jumped on the wrong concussion.
Eb Dawson : She means 'the wrong concession'.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Not concession, confusion. eh... conclusion.
[rolls his eyes]
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Eb Dawson : Wait 'till I tell the other hired hands that I work for a man that's got twelve suits, three dozen shirts and... how many pairs of shoes did you say?
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Eight.
Eb Dawson : Gee, all I got is one suit, one shirt and one shoe.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : That's all you - one shoe?
Eb Dawson : You never noticed, huh? That's because I wear it on a different foot every day.