Green Acres (TV Series)
I Didn't Raise My Husband to Be a Fireman (1966)
Edgar Buchanan: Uncle Joe Carson
Quotes
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Uncle Joe Carson : I say a man can't fight fire unless he can play a marching instrument.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : That doesn't make sense!
Uncle Joe Carson : Well it does around here. We have more parades than fires.
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Oliver Wendell Douglas : Now how do I go about joining?
Uncle Joe Carson : You gotta talk to the fire chief.
Oliver Wendell Douglas : Well allright, now who's the...
[notices Uncle Joe is putting on a fire helmet]
Oliver Wendell Douglas : ... are you the chief?
Uncle Joe Carson : I ain't wearing this white helmet to match my shoes.