Goodnight Sweetheart (TV Series)

Careless Talk... (1997)

Nicholas Lyndhurst: Gary

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Phoebe : Gary, I don't want to be a nag, but you go out that door and I've no idea when you'll be back.

  Gary : Look, I'll try and pop back tonight, I promise.

  Phoebe : We're married now; you got responsibilities.

  Gary : Phoebe, being a spy isn't a nine to five job, you know.I can hardly turn to M halfway through a mission and say, "I'm sorry, sir, it's five o'clock; I've got to go home for my tea now."

  Phoebe : Yeah, I'll bet when you do get hungry that Miss Moneypenny's always got something hot for you.

  Gary : There is nothing between me and Moneypenny. OK, I admit she has got a bit of a thing for me. Well, there's this trick I do, you know: I throw my hat onto a hook, and she laughs, but she understands I'm strictly out of bounds.

• [last lines] 

  Yvonne : Why don't you get a mobile?

  Gary : Huh?

  Yvonne : Well, I could ring you whenever I wanted then.

  Gary : I don't like them. No, they, they reckon they give out radiation; you know, very bad for your head.

  Yvonne : Rubbish!

  Gary : Uh, I've seen the research.

  Yvonne : Where?

  Gary : In... newspapers. Look, why are we having this conversation?

  Yvonne : Well, you started it. Anyway, I haven't got time; I've got to go.

  Gary : Oh, right.

  Yvonne : Bye.

  [kisses him] 

  Gary : Bye.

  [she leaves] 

  Gary : Whew!

  [slaps his own wrist] 

  Gary : See what happens when you start getting cocky.

• [Gary and Phoebe are looking at cots and prams in Harrods. Phoebe feels very out-of-place in such grand surroundings] 

  Phoebe : [looking at the price of a cot]  Bleedin' 'ell - you could buy a car for that!

  [the shop assistant comes across to her] 

  Shop Assistant : [patronisingly]  I wonder, is Madam quite sure she has sufficient wherewithal for this particular item?

  Phoebe : Beg your pardon?

  Shop Assistant : It's very expensive. May I suggest that Madam would be more at home with the seconds in our remainders department.

  [Phoebe looks crestfallen and complains to Gary who goes up to the assistant] 

  Gary : [cockney accent]  'Scuse me, Guv. Can I 'ave a word in your shell-like? You see, me and the trouble-and-strife, we've come up West on the chara to get a few bits and pieces for our new saucepan-lid, right? But if you continue to give my ball-and-chain grief, we're gonna 'ave to get on our plates-of-meat and take our business up the frog-and-toad. No skin off my wotsit. Currant bun's out - it's a lovely day for a ball-of-chalk.

  Shop Assistant : I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

  Gary : [posh accent]  Then let me use a language I'm sure you *will* understand.

  [produces a large wad of fivers] 

  Gary : I am prepared to spend obscene amounts of this - but only if my good lady is fawned over, grovelled at and generally made to feel like the lady she is.

  [he surreptitiously puts a wad of coupons into the assistant's hand] 

  Gary : Petrol coupons. Am I making myself clear now?

  Shop Assistant : Perfectly, sir.

  Shop Assistant : [obsequiously, to Phoebe]  Madam, allow me to apologise for the earlier misunderstanding. Please be assured I am your disposal just as long as you need me. Now if Madam would be so kind as to tell me what she's looking for, I will have the items brought over immediately for your perusal.

  [the assistant calls for a chair to be brought over so Phoebe can sit down] 

  Gary : [handing him some more coupons]  Nice touch. Meat and sugar coupons. This will all have to stop when al Fayed takes over, you know.