The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Transplant (1985)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Rose : What would you do?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : For my children, I'd give both my kidneys, I'd cut them out myself.
Rose : Me too, I'd give my heart.
Sophia : I give to all my children, except Phil.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Why not Phil?
Sophia : Because he never calls, he never writes, I only hear from him at Christmas when he sends me a cheddar cheese nativity scene. I'm Catholic, I can't spread a wise man on a Ritz cracker.
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, can you eat quietly?
Sophia : These are Fritos, what do you want me to do, swallow them whole?
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Rose : Why would Virginia need a kidney?
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : *To feed the cat, Rose!*'
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Blanche Devereaux : Now we cannot have a baby in this house. My sister's coming.
Dorothy Zbornak : Does she eat them?
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Rose : [talking about diapers] Remember when we had to use cotton and fish oil?
Sophia : In Sicily they used a leaf and the river.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, you never had a baby in Sicily.
Sophia : I *was* a baby in Sicily.