- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Honey, aren't you forgetting something? Rose dumped you.
- Blanche Devereaux: That's right, she did. I hate being dumped. Just hate it! I haven't been dumped since Wade Hunnicut threw me over for Rebecca Wilkinson, a girl who did not value her reputation.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Did you let him get away with it?
- Blanche Devereaux: Hell, no.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: What'd you do?
- Blanche Devereaux: Slept with his brother.
- Blanche Devereaux: I'm fine. I just... feel a little cold and clammy, and, uh... just a little short of breath.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Now, you just settle down. You hear me? Settle down.
- Blanche Devereaux: Whoo! Don't make me do this, Dorothy. This ball feels like it weighs about a hundred pounds.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Honey, I sympathize with you. I mean, anyone who has ever competed understands what you're going through, so listen, sweetheart, if you don't feel like bowling, you don't have to.
- Blanche Devereaux: Oh, good.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: You just hold on to the ball and I'll throw you down the aisle.
- Blanche Devereaux: I am stunned, just stunned! Stunned is the only way to describe how... stunned I am!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Just a minute, just a minute, Blanche. Are you trying to tell us that you are stunned?
- Rose Nylund: Oh, Sophia, it smells heavenly. Is it Chef Boyardee?
- Sophia Petrillo: Stick it in my heart, Rose! It'll hurt less!
- Blanche Devereaux: Well! I am devastated... just devastated! Devastated!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Oh, Knock it off!
- Rose Nylund: I wonder why he looked you up after all this time?
- Sophia Petrillo: Are you kidding? He was crazy about me. I was the only girl in the village who didn't want to be a nun.
- [Blanche is asleep at the table. Dorothy wants to practice]
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Blanche, let's go.
- [Blanche murmurs in her sleep]
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Come on, Blanche. Let's go!
- [Blanche murmurs again]
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: [In a manly whisper] Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute.
- Blanche Devereaux: [Shoots up] Where are my shoes?
- [She runs and grabs her shoes before she realizes what just happened]
- Blanche Devereaux: Oh Dorothy, that was a terrible thing to do!
- Sophia Petrillo: [about her 14 hr spaghetti sauce] Mmm... if this sauce was a person I would get naked and make love to it.