The Golden Girls (TV Series)

Sister of the Bride (1991)

Betty White: Rose Nylund

Quotes 

• Rose Nylund : Oh!... Well, what's a policeman doing bringing fares from the airport? I know! I bet you do undercover work!

  Sophia Petrillo : And I'll bet he does it damn well.

  Dorothy : Heh, heh, heh. You'll have to excuse my mother. She, uh, survived a slight stroke which left her, if I can be frank, a complete burden.

• Dorothy : Rose, honey, congratulations. I hear you've been nominated again for the volunteer of the year award.

  Rose Nylund : Yup. Seven years I've been nominated for the Volunteer Vanguard award, and seven years I've had to watch Agnes Bradshaw snatch it away from me. Well, she's not gonna do that this year. This year, I'm finally gonna beat her. I'm gonna *win*.

  Dorothy : Why, beacause you worked harder than Agnes?

  Rose Nylund : Because she's dead. Yup, as a doornail. Dead, dead, dead. Coffee?

  Blanche Devereaux : Rose, how can you be so cheery? It's a terrible thing.

  Rose Nylund : Come on, she was eighty-nine, and she died in her sleep.

  Blanche Devereaux : She *fell* asleep drivin' the bookmobile!