- Ron: [to the studio audience] Any other questions? Ah! Here we go!
- [Runs over to Sophia]
- Sophia Petrillo: This is directed to Dorothy's lover: Do people treat you differently because you're a lesbian?
- Blanche Devereaux: [obviously really embarrassed] Well, most people don't know.
- Sophia Petrillo: Really? I would've guessed right off. Next question to Dorothy: What kind of pain and embarrassment has this lifestyle caused your mother?
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: I really don't know, but... I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at... THE HOME.
- Blanche Devereaux: [In a fake friendly voice] Rose, could I see you for a moment?
- Rose Nylund: [Rose fakes wondering if Blanche meant her, in order to stall for time. Approaches Blanche and Dorothy] You're mad aren't you?
- Blanche Devereaux: Rose Nylund, every man I know is watching this show. This *live* show. This live show about "Lesbian Lovers of Miami".
- Rose Nylund: Every man you know is watching? Hey, we could beat "The Price Is Right"!
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Rose, we can't kill you here because there are cameras.
- Blanche Devereaux: Listen, I'm not gonna do this.
- Rose Nylund: Blanche, if you leave, they'll fire me.
- Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak: Good!
- Rose Nylund: If I lose my job, I won't be able to do anything but... sit home and tell St. Olaf stories!
- [glares menacingly at Dorothy and Blanche]
- Blanche Devereaux: [gasps] Blackmail! Oh, very smart.
- [backs onto the studio couch with Dorothy]
- Rose Nylund: Hey, they don't call me "Harold Goldstein" for nothing.