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The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die (1990)
Bea Arthur: Dorothy Zbornak
Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Sophia Petrillo : I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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Sophia Petrillo : [talking about her new boyfriend, Tony Delveccio] I fantasize about him all day. Last night I dreamed I was Joan of Arc, and he was comin' at me with a hose.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [embarrassed to hear her mother discussing her love life] Ma, maybe it was just a religious experience dream.
Blanche Devereaux : Did he put out the fire?
Sophia Petrillo : Three times.
Blanche Devereaux : [in awe] Wow. The seldom-achieved Joan of Arc fantasy triple! Sophia, I hate you!
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Look me in the eye. Did you sleep with Tony Delveccio?
Sophia Petrillo : A little.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma!
Sophia Petrillo : Blanche made me do it.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [incensed] What, don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
Sophia Petrillo : Who blabbed?
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Blanche Devereaux : [to Rose] If you hold Miles at bay, amazing things will start to happen. Oh, he'll become more attentive, he'll send you flowers. He'll be a prisoner of love, and you'll be the warden. And if you're interested, I have costumes for both of you to rent.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Blanche! First you tell my mother to sleep with a stranger, now this. I mean, what makes you think you know everything about the opposite sex?
Blanche Devereaux : Let the record speak for itself. I have had one hundred and forty-three relationships.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : And no convictions!