The Golden Girls (TV Series)
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die (1990)
Estelle Getty: Sophia Petrillo
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Quotes
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma, don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Sophia Petrillo : I think I crossed that line when I got a date.
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Tony Delveccio : Where did a sweet Sicilian girl like you learn to do those things?
Sophia Petrillo : I live with a slut.
Tony Delveccio : Thank her for me.
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Sophia Petrillo : [talking about her new boyfriend, Tony Delveccio] I fantasize about him all day. Last night I dreamed I was Joan of Arc, and he was comin' at me with a hose.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [embarrassed to hear her mother discussing her love life] Ma, maybe it was just a religious experience dream.
Blanche Devereaux : Did he put out the fire?
Sophia Petrillo : Three times.
Blanche Devereaux : [in awe] Wow. The seldom-achieved Joan of Arc fantasy triple! Sophia, I hate you!
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Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Look me in the eye. Did you sleep with Tony Delveccio?
Sophia Petrillo : A little.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : Ma!
Sophia Petrillo : Blanche made me do it.
Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak : [incensed] What, don't you have a mind of your own? If Gladys Goldfine told you to drink a whole bottle of Kaopectate, would you?
Sophia Petrillo : Who blabbed?
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Blanche Devereaux : [the doorbell rings, and Sophia expects it's her date, as Blanche coaches her] Take your glasses off. And you know, it's a good idea if you can find something to compliment him on.
Sophia Petrillo : [she opens the door, and without her glasses she can't tell it's really Miles, not her date] Hi. Is it my imagination, or do you have less hair on your knuckles?
Miles Webber : Well, it could be, Sophia. At my age, everything starts to go.
Rose Nylund : Sophia, it's Miles.
Miles Webber : [to Sophia] Hey, you look beautiful!
Sophia Petrillo : Boy, it has been a long time for you, hasn't it, big fella?