- Rose Nylund: How do you know if a grasshopper is Spanish?
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Because it wears a little sombrero Rose.
- Rose Nylund: Isn't Blanche going to help?
- Sophia Petrillo: No, she still won't come out of her room.
- Rose Nylund: Oh, she's never been in her room that long.
- Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak: Except for that time with the lifeguard. No, she must really be depressed.
- Rose Nylund: She'll cheer up when the minks come.
- Sophia Petrillo: If they come from Neiman Marcus.