- Rory: I want you to meet Marty.
- Lorelai: Oh, naked guy.
- Marty: You told your mother about me.
- Rory: Um, yeah. Well, I included some anecdotes where you were actually clothed, too.
- Marty: Oh, I appreciate that.
- Richard: And who is this young man?
- Rory: This is Marty. He lives in my residence hall.
- Emily: It's very nice to meet you, Marty.
- Richard: Why did my daughter just call you "naked guy"?
- Rory: I now owe you money.
- Marty: I, uh, had an unfortunate experience with a keg and a party and a need to take my clothes off and fall asleep in a hallway.
- Emily: Oh my goodness.
- Richard: Oh, please, that's nothing. I was naked an entire month my sophomore year.
- Rory: What?
- Lorelai: Welcome to tonight's episode of "Things I Never Needed to Know About My Father."
- Richard: I and a group of like-minded young men decided to protest the new dress code by wearing silk ties and nothing else. We were written up by the dean of admissions and threatened with expulsion. We were also suddenly very popular with the ladies.
- Emily: Ah, yes. This is exactly the kind of conversation I had hoped we would have with our granddaughter and her friend.
- Richard: One night in the hallway does not a true naked guy make, my friend.
- [everyone in town is lined up outside the bakery to get pie for lunch instead of going to Luke's Diner]
- Luke Danes: I don't believe you people. You've been coming to my diner for years, and now, all of a sudden, because I give a local kid a break, try to teach him a skill, give him a chance to get a little extra cash, a little independence, you all just up and leave? So he's not the most popular kid in town. If I remember correctly I wasn't exactly the most popular kid in town, either.
- Gypsy: Yeah. But, you didn't do that laughing thing.
- Luke Danes: Whatever I did, I grew up, I got responsible. This town gave me a chance, and I proved them right. Now, you're gonna stand there and tell me that's it, that you've given out all the passes you had and you're not coming to my diner anymore, because you don't like Brennon? Well, fine. Fine! Do not come to my diner. From now on, every day is a nice day for pie.
- [Luke starts to walk toward his diner and notices Brennon standing on a table singing and playing air-guitar]
- Luke Danes: Just give me 10 minutes.