- Dean: [Dean enters Kim's antiques] Hello? Lane are you here?
- Mrs. Kim: [Mrs. Kim pops out from behind a piece of furniture] Who are you? Why you call Lane? How you know her? You date her?
- Dean: No.
- Mrs. Kim: You try to?
- Dean: No!
- Mrs. Kim: Then why you here? Empty your pockets!
- Dean: OK. I'm gonna go now.
- Lane: Dean! Wait! Wait!
- Mrs. Kim: Who's Dean?
- Dean: I'm Dean.
- Mrs. Kim: How you know Dean?
- Lane: We go to school together.
- Mrs. Kim: You do?
- Dean: Yeah, we're science partners.
- Mrs. Kim: You! Don't talk!
- [to Lane]
- Mrs. Kim: Science Partners?
- Lane: Yes mamma. I've invited him over to work.
- Mrs. Kim: Work?
- Lane: On our science project.
- Mrs. Kim: [Suspiciously] Reproduction?
- Lane: Spores, molds and fungus.
- Mrs. Kim: Science project?
- Lane: Yes.
- Mrs. Kim: For School? You're not dating?
- Lane: No mamma.
- Mrs. Kim: Ok. Follow me.
- [She leads them to the kitchen]
- Mrs. Kim: [To Dean] You! Sit here!
- [To Lane]
- Mrs. Kim: You! Sit here! I'm going there. When I come back these chairswill be in the same place. No moving! You understand?
- [She walks away but turns back to Lane and Dean]
- Mrs. Kim: I See All!
- [at Luke's, playing "1, 2, 3," a game to find prospective husbands]
- Lorelai Gilmore: [about a man around 50] Pass.
- Rory Gilmore: Why?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Because I'm not Anna Nicole Smith.
- [a man about 20-ish passes the window]
- Lorelai Gilmore: Pass.
- Rory Gilmore: Why?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Because I'm not Mary Kay Letourneau.
- Rory Gilmore: So, Grandpa, what's new in the world today?
- Richard Gilmore: As usual, it's going to hell in a handbasket.
- Rory Gilmore: It's nice to have something you can count on.
- Richard Gilmore: It is, at that.