Gilmore Girls (TV Series)

Keg! Max! (2003)

Todd Lowe: Zack Van Gerbig

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• Rick Bloomenfeld : KE-E-E-E-E-E-E-G!

  Kyle : That's my cousin Rick. He just turned 21. Pretty awesome.

  Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! Yeah!

  Lane Kim : What is that - beer?

  Zack : No, it's one of those milk kegs.

  Brian : Ha. Good one.

  Lane Kim : There's beer? Is that legal?

  Dave Rygalski : Well, apparently, Rick is 21.

  Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! WHOO-HOO!

  Dave Rygalski : Or just really into that particular integer.

• Zack : You need to move back more.

  Brian : Why?

  Zack : Because when I do my double jump kick off the amp with slashing windmills, I'm gonna need more room.

  Lane Kim : Well, don't do that, then.

  Dave Rygalski : Yeah, sounds a little too Milli Vanilli.

• Jess Mariano : You got enough songs?

  Dave Rygalski : We have enough for two half hour sets. What we need is a name.

  Brian : I've made my suggestion.

  Zack : Yeah, and we've vetoed the Harry Potters. Next.

  Brian : So yours is better?

  Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is memorable and classy.

  Brian : I run out of breath every time I say it.

  Zack : You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.

  Dave Rygalski : Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illness.

  Brian : Even without an inhaler, Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is too long.

  Zack : Yeah, but when we get famous our fand will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.

  Dave Rygalski : Do you guys have any suggestions?

  Rory : We wouldn't dare.

• Rory : Here they are, Star Hollow's rockingest band - although they're not all from Stars Hollow, but, they um, they practice here, so we kind of consider them our own - here they are - what's your name?

  Zack : Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.

  Dave Rygalski : The Chops - Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert.

  Zack : The Chops.

  Rory : The

  [coughs, mumbles] 

  Rory : !