Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Keg! Max! (2003)
Chauncey Leopardi: Kyle
Quotes
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Rick Bloomenfeld : KE-E-E-E-E-E-E-G!
Kyle : That's my cousin Rick. He just turned 21. Pretty awesome.
Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! Yeah!
Lane Kim : What is that - beer?
Zack : No, it's one of those milk kegs.
Brian : Ha. Good one.
Lane Kim : There's beer? Is that legal?
Dave Rygalski : Well, apparently, Rick is 21.
Rick Bloomenfeld : 21! WHOO-HOO!
Dave Rygalski : Or just really into that particular integer.
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Jess Mariano : What's up with you guys?
Kyle : Stupid keg.
Marshall : It's not working.
Jess Mariano : Where's the tap?
Kyle : The what?
Jess Mariano : It's a keg. It's sealed. You need to hook up a tap to pump the beer out.
Kyle : Told you the thing in the bag did something.
Rick Bloomenfeld : ...No instructions.
Jess Mariano : Geez.