Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Dear Emily and Richard (2003)
Lauren Graham: Lorelai Gilmore
Quotes
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Sherry Tinsdale : I don't know what to do.
Lorelai : Well the first thing you have to do is calm down and stop working.
Sherry Tinsdale : Okay.
Lorelai : And the second thing is you need to tell me why you're sitting like that.
Sherry Tinsdale : Maureen told me that Howard Stern said that if you squat it makes the baby come out faster.
Lorelai : Okay! So long as you have a sane reason from a reliable source.
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Lorelai : Hello?
Rory : Mom, they're giving me gloves.
Lorelai : What are you talking about?
Rory : I don't want gloves, I don't want a gown, I don't wanna be in there.
Lorelai : In where?
Rory : In the delivery room with Sherry.
Lorelai : What?
Rory : Dad's not here yet and she's freaking out and she told the nurse I'm going in.
Lorelai : Where are her other friends?
Rory : They had to work, I'm here all by myself, and I'm trying to be calm but I'm starting to feel nauseous and... and the hospital has a smell, and there are noises, and those gowns do not stay closed, and I've seen a lot of butts today, and and...
Lorelai : Ok sweetie, calm down.
Rory : I need you.
Lorelai : Rory?
Rory : I need you, I need you here, I need you now, I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and damn it, I don't care who knows it!
Lorelai : What hospital is it?
Rory : Boston Memorial. I really really like you.
Lorelai : Tell Sherry to keep her legs closed till I get there.
Rory : Does that work?
Lorelai : No, bye.
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Lorelai : [entering Luke's] Okay! I have five minutes to drink as much coffee as I can before I have to drive to Hartford to spend the evening with my mother alone, and who am I saying this to?
Kirk Gleason : I was listening.
Lorelai : Where's Luke?
Kirk Gleason : I don't know.
Lorelai : Well is he here? Is he coming back? How fresh is that pot?
Kirk Gleason : I don't know, I don't know, it was sitting there when I got here but that's only been a minute so I don't know.
Lorelai : [Luke enters] Oh, thank god. Hey, I desperately need a maaassive cup of coffee to go, and - What happened to your face?
Luke Danes : What do you mean?
Lorelai : It's - visible.
Luke Danes : Oh, I shaved.
Lorelai : Are you going to the bank?
Luke Danes : No.
Lorelai : Funeral?
Luke Danes : No.
Lorelai : Drag club?
Luke Danes : Let's get you your coffee, shall we?