- Richard Gilmore: They have a ball machine on the their tennis court that is extraordinarily loud and unpredictable.
- Emily Gilmore: Flying, thumping balls all over the place.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Flying, thumping... what all over the place?
- Emily Gilmore: Balls.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Haha!
- Emily Gilmore: You are four.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Balls are funny.
- [at Luke's Diner, Kirk studies the diner tables]
- Luke Danes: What are you doing, Kirk?
- Kirk Gleason: Say I was Tom Cruise. Where would you seat me?
- Luke Danes: In an acting class.
- [Rory walks into her bedroom and discovers Lorelai and Sookie are using it to store several hundred tarts for a catering event.]
- Rory Gilmore: You quiched my room!
- Sookie St. James: They're not quiche. They're broccoli tarts.
- Rory Gilmore: Then you tarted up my room.
- Kirk Gleason: Excuse me, is that good?
- Woman: Yes.
- Kirk Gleason: And what is that?
- Woman: Meat loaf.
- Kirk Gleason: Ok, so this meat loaf... is it a romantic food for you? Is it getting you hot?