- Anne Cooper: What's it called when you use a hammer on your own sister?
- John Cooper: Justifiable homicide.
- Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: [on the phone having just given the correct answer to the contest question] Joy unconfined! A free dance lesson.
- Mark Hillman: That's right, absolutely free.
- Frances "Gidget" Lawrence: How can you say that to a girl with a wooden leg?
- [hangs up phone]