- Melinda Gordon: Where have you been?
- Melinda's Grandma: You saw me at the funeral.
- Melinda Gordon: I saw you standing by the casket and then you were gone.
- Melinda's Grandma: I was very pleased with the turnout.
- Melinda Gordon: [about Andrea's forthcoming blind date] Jim says he has a great personality.
- Andrea Marino: Ugh. Isn't that code for, like, "Chubby in a combover?"