- Chief: [disguised as a statue Bacchus] Karvelas, Szathmary, take them downtown. And turn in those costumes before midnight, or we'll be charged double.
- Mimsi Sage: What happened?
- Maxwell Smart: [Smart has just won a fight against Grubnik the Spoiler] Oh, nothing, I just picked up a copy of 'War and Peace' and got involved...
- Mimsi Sage: [very tipsy] Your cute, you know that? You're very cute.
- Maxwell Smart: Stop that, Mimsi!
- Mimsi Sage: It's your eyes, they're very sexy when you can find them.
- Mimsi Sage: Oh, well I don't like to get involved with violence. I deplore it.
- Maxwell Smart: Well, look at children's books. They're filled with violence.
- Mimsi Sage: But that's another kind. That's friendly violence. The people who kill each other like each other.