Get Smart (TV Series)

The Only Way to Die (1966)

David Ketchum: Agent 13

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• Agent 13 : I'm sitting in a mailbox and you're telling me I don't know what it's like to be cooped up in a small room? I'd love to be cooped up in a small room. I'd give anything to to be cooped up in something as big as a small room.

  Maxwell Smart : Take it easy, 13, take it easy.

  Agent 13 : Every assignment I get I'm always locked up in something small. I'm always in a mailbox or a scale or a locker or a grandfathers clock or a tree - you know what happened when I was stationed in that tree at the rubber plantation place?

  Maxwell Smart : What?

  Agent 13 : I was tapped! Try that some time! Try standing up all night with a spigot in your stomach!