Get Smart (TV Series)
The King Lives? (1968)
Edward Platt: Chief
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : This is the first time I've ever met a king face to face.
Chief : Not face to face, Max, when we enter we bow low and stay that way until we're told to rise.
Maxwell Smart : [fiddles with the arm of a suit of armor] Well I just hope that I don't have to bend over too long. When the blood rushes to my head I get a terrific headache.
Chief : There is such a thing as protocol.
Maxwell Smart : Is that anything like an aspirin?
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Colonel von Klaus : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.
Chief : A king is confident, determined, dignified, proud. His very manner inspires awe among the common folk.
[touching Max on the arm]
Chief : You look great Max.
[Max looks derisively at the Chief, who lowers his arm]
Maxwell Smart : [speaking in the manner of King Charles] You dare to call a king by his first name? Beware of your head, my friend.