Get Smart (TV Series)

The Groovy Guru (1968)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

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Quotes 

• Wanda : [sign]  The Grateful Dead are alive and living in Beverly Hills.

  Maxwell Smart : [countersign]  Simon and Garfunkel fell off the Tallahatchie Bridge. Agent 86.

  Wanda : I'm hip. Courier 12.

  Maxwell Smart : Did you get the information on the Groovy Guru?

  Wanda : Enough here for the fuzz to peel and freeze.

  Maxwell Smart : Huh?

  Wanda : Square city. You know, enough to put him away for life.

• # 99 : Max, the lie pill. You took a lie pill!

  Maxwell Smart : I did not.

  # 99 : All right, would you like to kiss me right now?

  Maxwell Smart : Yes I would.

  [puckers his lips] 

  # 99 : [now completely convinced]  You took a lie pill.

  [kisses him anyway] 

• Maxwell Smart : You're wasting your time, Guru. I've trained my mind to go completely blank any time I want it to.

  # 99 : [dancing to the Sacred Cow's hypnotic groove]  That's right, he can do that!

• Chief : What if they torture you?

  Maxwell Smart : [distracted by Dr. Steele]  Oh, torture. Well, I can stand the pain if they can stand the screams.

• Maxwell Smart : The old bug in the rug trick and we fell for it!

• Maxwell Smart : Don't tell me you pulled the plug?

  # 99 : I pulled the plug, Max.

  # 99 : [before Max can say his catchphrase]  You asked me not to tell you that, didn't you?