- Chief: Don't forget, this is a most hazardous assignment. The second you set foot in Germany, you'll be living in constant, extreme danger.
- Maxwell Smart: Und damit Gefreut.
- Chief: What's he saying now, 99?
- # 99: 'And loving it'.
- # 99: [about the Pussycat club] Why would brilliant, intelligent men wanna go to a place like that?
- Maxwell Smart: Well, there are several reasons, 99. Men like that need a place to unwind. A change of atmosphere, a change of scene.
- # 99: But Max, there's nothing to do there except look at a lot of girls walking around half undressed.
- Maxwell Smart: Say, that's the best reason yet.
- Maxwell Smart: You know something, 99? With Pussycats like these, I don't know why anyone would want to own a dog.
- Maxwell Smart: How did you get in here?
- Pussycat: I slipped your landlady a dollar and she let me in the backdoor.
- Maxwell Smart: Oh, you should have used the front door, it's only a quarter.
- Maxwell Smart: Anything to report Watkins?
- Charlie Watkins: I've turned this place inside out to find a secret passageway for them to smuggle out their victims.
- Maxwell Smart: Did you find it?
- Charlie Watkins: Finally.
- Maxwell Smart: Where is it?
- Charlie Watkins: There's a back door in the kitchen that leads to the alley.
- Maxwell Smart: The old backdoor to the alley trick. What'll they think of next?
- Maxwell Smart: Eh, well, Chief, I guess I deserve a little congratulations for this.
- Chief: Yes Max, you did a fine job.
- Maxwell Smart: Fine job?
- Chief: Yes.
- Maxwell Smart: Well you could be a little more enthusiastic than that, Chief. After all, I'm a hero! I deserve a medal for this.
- Chief: A medal?
- Maxwell Smart: Yes, don't you realize what I've done? I've made the world safe for German scientists!
- # 99: But Max, all the Pussycats look alike in those outfits. How are we gonna know which one is Charlie Watkins?
- Maxwell Smart: It's really quite simple 99, all we have to do is look over all the Pussycats and the one with the most voluptuous figure, he's our man.