- Chief: Who is the one person who could penetrate KAOS headquarters, get the Ginsburg papers and slip out without being noticed?
- Maxwell Smart: [slams his hand with gum stuck to it on the Chief's desk] The vice-president!
- # 99: [in telephone booth on assignment] Have you been eating a good breakfast?
- Maxwell Smart: [on phone at home] Don't worry, 99, every morning when I get up, I do down to the lunchroom on the corner, have breakfast and then I run right back to the apartment.
- # 99: Oh Max, you shouldn't eat there, the food is terrible.
- Maxwell Smart: Why do you think I run right back to the apartment?
- # 99: Max, I don't want you to eat there anymore. If you don't feel like cooking for yourself, why don't you go to the supermarkets and get some TV dinners.
- Maxwell Smart: I did, 99, but they cancelled all my favorites.
- Maxwell Smart: [explaining to 99 why there is another woman in their apartment] When I brought Dr. Canyon home, I thought he'd be a short, fat, baldheaded little old scientist, I never dreamed for one single moment that it would turn out to be this lushious beautiful gorgeous woman that you see before you.
- Maxwell Smart: I don't think I explained that too good.
- Maxwell Smart: Wait a minute, these are the wrong papers!
- # 99: What do you mean, Max?
- Maxwell Smart: Why, these are the Gottlieb papers.
- Chief: No Max, those are the Ginsburg papers.
- Maxwell Smart: But it says right there, Gottlieb.
- Chief: Ginsberg changed his name.