Get Smart (TV Series)

My Nephew the Spy (1965)

Don Adams: Maxwell Smart

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : I demand the cone of silence.

  Chief : Max, do we have to?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, with vital information like this, of course we have to, Chief.

  Chief : Okay, you win, Max.

  Chief : [speaking into intercom]  Hodgkins, lower the cone of silence.

  Chief : [the cone of silence is lowered over the Chief and Max]  Now what did you find out?

  Maxwell Smart : Nothing.

  Chief : [pushes button, angrily]  Hodgkins, raise the cone of silence.

• Victor : [trying to get away from Max]  Well, if you'll all excuse me, I think I'll go in the kitchen, get a glass of water.

  Maxwell Smart : [keeping Victor covered with a gun in his pocket]  I think I'll go with you, I'm a little thirsty myself.

  Victor : Eh, no, no, you stay here and chat with your uncle, I'll bring you a glass of water.

  Maxwell Smart : No, you don't know what kind of water I like. Eh, I mean you don't know where the faucet it.

  Uncle Abner : In most apartments it's over the sink. Round here I wouldn't bet on it.

• Maxwell Smart : Now I'm gonna have this gun in my pocket at all times, so you're gonna be completely covered. Now as far as my aunt and uncle are concerned, you and I are old army buddies, have you got that?

  Victor : Right. We flew together in the Luftwaffe.

• Maxwell Smart : The information was written in code on the inside of the shoes. As a matter of fact, when my uncle Abner leaves the store, he'll be wearing the plans of a deadly sea-to-air missile.