Get Smart (TV Series)

Hello, Columbus - Goodbye, America (1970)

Vito Scotti: Gino Columbus

Quotes 

• Gino Columbus : I tell you what I'm gonna do. If you let me go, I'm gonna give you a nice present. I give you Pittsburgh.

  Victor Borgia : We don't want Pittsburgh.

  Maxwell Smart : That's funny. Neither does Pennsylvania.

• Gino Columbus : Mama mia, what's he got in his pocket, a printing-a press?

  Maxwell Smart : Must be a duplicating machine, the copies are getting lighter.

• Maxwell Smart : Columbus, I'm Smart.

  Gino Columbus : Ok, how much is-a two and two?

  Maxwell Smart : [thinks for a moment]  Four.

  Gino Columbus : [chuckles]  He's smart all right!