Get Smart (TV Series)

Age Before Duty (1969)

Barbara Feldon: Agent 99

Quotes 

• 99 : [on phone at home]  Listen, by the way, thank you so much for the baby gift.

  Larabee : [on phone in office]  Oh, did the store send it out already?

  99 : Yes, and it's absolutely adorable. I'm looking forward to meeting your wife so I can thank her in person.

  Larabee : You could have done that when you got the gift. That was my wife who delivered it.

  99 : Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I hope she won't be offended that I tipped her.

  Larabee : Well how much did you give her?

  99 : A dollar.

  Larabee : She wasn't offended.

• 99 : Max, don't you realize what's happening, they're doing it to you too. You're turning old right before my eyes!

  Maxwell Smart : Now let's not panic, 99, just because I came home a little tired and my hair is turning a little gray, doesn't mean that I'm turning old.