Get Smart (TV Series)

Absorb the Greek (1969)

Edward Platt: Chief

Quotes 

• Agent 99 : We hate to tell you this, Chief, but we've been tailing you for the last week.

  Chief : Why?

  Maxwell Smart : Well, Chief, we didn't wanna do it, but that's the assignment they gave us.

  Chief : Who gave you that assignment?

  Maxwell Smart : The guy who's over you.

  [pointing downwards] 

  Chief : Well if he's over me, why are you pointing down?

  Maxwell Smart : Because his office is downstairs.

• Chief : [99 has been spying on the Chief disguised as a blond pushing a pram]  Well, well, if it isn't Mrs. Maxwell Smart. Do you mind if I take a peak at the baby?

  Chief : [uncovers a camera in the pram]  Oh, isn't he cute? And Japanese too.

• Maxwell Smart : Chief! What happened, are you alright?

  Agent 99 : Where's my mother?

  Chief : I was hit by a blackjack.

  Maxwell Smart : Your mother hit him over the head with a blackjack?

  Agent 99 : Max! My mother wouldn't do a thing like that!

  Chief : Her mother wouldn't do a thing like that! You sure it wasn't a gunbutt?