Get Smart (TV Series)

A Tale of Two Tails (1968)

Barbara Feldon: #99

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• Maxwell Smart : Yes, 99, but there's an old Chinese proverb that goes: life is like a pair of chopsticks. If you grab them... eh, you, eh... No, that's not it. Let me see... Ehm... Life is like a shirt. If you lose your buttons, you... No, that isnt it either. Let's see... I've got it! Life is a kumquat.

  # 99 : That's it?

  Maxwell Smart : Life isn't a kumquat?

• Chief : [on phone]  If you like you can take one of those new comb phones with you.

  # 99 : [on one of those new comb phones]  Oh, that would be terrific, it's a marvelous device. Which one of our agents developed it?

  Chief : Well as a matter of fact, 99, it was my idea.

  # 99 : Whatever gave you the idea of turning a comb into a phone?

  Chief : Well, 99, what else am I gonna do with a comb?