George Lopez (TV Series)
What George Doesn't Noah... (2004)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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George Lopez : [to Carmen] Your boyfriend's in the closet.
Carmen Lopez : Oh, my God!
[the closet door slowly opens and Zack starts to walk out; George doesn't notice]
George Lopez : I know, I don't like it either, but just because Noah's gay...
[Zack gets back into the closet slowly]
George Lopez : ... it has nothing to do with you.
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George Lopez : Look, Angie, I know I've said this a lot, but this time I mean it. I am gonna kill Carmen!
Angie Lopez : I am tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting. WE are gonna kill Carmen!
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George Lopez : Come on, Angie. Last year when I said we should go out for my mother's birthday, I meant so that she couldn't find us.
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Angie Lopez : [after George and Benny see Noah kissing a guy] He's a jock. He's probably afraid to come out, so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.
Benny : I don't need to imagine, I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...
George Lopez : Mom!
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George Lopez : [after seeing Noah kiss a guy] Man, that kid's a player. He's just playing for the other team!
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Noah : Look, I'm really sorry about this. I mean, you guys were really nice to me, and your mother. I really enjoyed meeting your mother.
George Lopez : Enough of your lies, get out!
[shoves Noah out the door\mocks Noah]
George Lopez : "I enjoyed meeting your mother." Taya loca! "Enjoyed meeting your mother!"