George Lopez (TV Series)
What George Doesn't Noah... (2004)
Constance Marie: Angie Lopez
Quotes
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George Lopez : Look, Angie, I know I've said this a lot, but this time I mean it. I am gonna kill Carmen!
Angie Lopez : I am tired of you not including me when it comes to parenting. WE are gonna kill Carmen!
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Carmen Lopez : [to Max] Buttmunch!
Max Lopez : [to Carmen] Buttweed!
Carmen Lopez : [to Max] Buttface!
Angie Lopez : [to Carmen and Max] Okay, stop it. You are both buttmunching, buttweeding, buttfaces!
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Angie Lopez : [after George and Benny see Noah kissing a guy] He's a jock. He's probably afraid to come out, so he's using Carmen as a cover. I can't begin to imagine what Noah must be feeling.
Benny : I don't need to imagine, I saw what he was feeling. It was 17 and muscular...
George Lopez : Mom!
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Benny : [about Noah] I know for sure that guy's a liar.
Angie Lopez : How?
Benny : He said your cooking was delicious. Either he's a liar or he's never had food before.