George Lopez (TV Series)

The Wedding Dance (2002)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Benny : [Angie's dancing drunkenly]  Looks like your mom's had more shots than Mr. Needles.

• George Lopez : Hey Mom, you made it for the wedding.

  Benny : I'm just getting a plate, I'm not staying.

  George Lopez : Tell me you didn't cut the cake.

  Benny : I cut a piece off the back, nobody will notice.

• Carmen Lopez : [watching Angie's drunk dancing]  Oh my God, Mom is going to be SO embarrassed.

  Benny : Not if you don't get the video camera!

  [Carmen looks at her and grins] 

  Benny : Hurry!

• Benny : If you do find your father, tell him I want my virginity back.

  George Lopez : Why? What're *you* going to do with it?

  Benny : I'm gonna give it to anybody that's *man* enough to take it.

• Benny : [after George snaps at her for belittling his search to find Manny]  When he left, he changed his name to Henry Lopez for... financial reasons... so, look under Henry Lopez, oh, and I'm giving you *one* of his social security numbers.