George Lopez (TV Series)
The Trouble with Ricky (2004)
Valente Rodriguez: Ernie
Quotes
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George Lopez : [Ernie offers to be Ricky's foster parent] What are you gonna do if he drives a car through your fence?
Ernie : George, my dad's 75. He does that once a week.
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George Lopez : [Ernie has a black eye] Oh, man, what happened?
Ernie : I don't want to talk about it!
George Lopez : Oh, Ernie, don't tell me some lie about how you fell again. You know, sooner or later, you're gonna have to leave that man.
Ernie : Man, I'm done reffing soccer.
George Lopez : Why?
Ernie : Last night, I make one close call and then all of a sudden, there's a mob of angry parents in my face. Next thing I know, I'm on the ground!
George Lopez : Yeah, dude, some of those dads get crazy.
Ernie : Well, actually, it was a soccer mom. And she was pregnant, so I couldn't punch her back.
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George Lopez : So why can't we help Ricky?
Angie Lopez : Because we have to think about Max first. He's about to fail the 5th grade, and Ricky is a bad influence on him. You said so yourself. I don't want him in our house.
George Lopez : Well, if he can't go home and he can't stay here, I mean, what is he supposed to do?
Ernie : Hey, what if he stays with me?
George Lopez : Oh, come on, Ernie.
Ernie : No. He can stay with me and my folks.
George Lopez : You serious?
Ernie : Yeah. You remember my mom and dad used to be foster parents? And I could get certified while Ricky's staying with us.
George Lopez : But, dude, I mean, come on. Taking on a kid. Isn't that gonna cut into your social... Well, what about climbing up the corporate... What if you meet a girl who... You know what? You can take my kids, too.
Ernie : Hey, this is gonna work, George. I can actually make a difference in someone's life.
George Lopez : [to Angie] Well, you know, Ernie's parents do have plenty of room. I mean, they even have that paneled basement downstairs where Ernie tried to do his own cable access show, 'It's Ernie'.